Lace-Trimmed PVC Bloomers by Artifice
No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon:
“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.
When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.
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(Source: wtfbadromancecovers)
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nijireiki:
danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:
theoddmentemporium:
Cockle bread was a bread baked by English women in the seventeenth century which was supposed to act as a love charm or aphrodisiac. The dough was kneaded and pressed against the woman’s vulva and then baked. This bread was then given to the object of the baker’s affections.
John Aubrey wrote of it: Young wenches have a wanton sport which they call ‘moulding of cocklebread’ - they get upon a table-board, and then gather up their knees and their coates with their hands as high as they can then they wabble to and fro with their buttocks as if they were kneading of dough with their arses, and say these words: ‘My dame is sick and gone to bed/ And I’ll go mould my cocklebread’. I did imagine nothing to have been in this but mere wantonness of youth … but I find in Buchardus’s book Methodus Confitendi … one of the articles of interrogating a young woman is, if she did ever subjugere panem clunibus, and then bake it, and give it to the one she loved to eat … So here I find it to be a relic of natural magic, an unlawful philtrum [i.e. aphrodisiac or love charm]. [from A. McLaren, Reproductive Rituals (1984), p. 37].
In the 19th and 20th centuries, Cockle-Bread was a children’s game in which one squats on his/her haunches with hands clasped beneath the thighs, while others grasp his/her arms and swing him/her to and fro. This action was often accompanied by a rhyme:
My granny is sick and now is deaAnd we’ll go mould some cocklety breadUp with the heels and down with the headAnd that’s the way to make cocklety bread.
don’t get any ideas guys.
YEAST
INFECTION
CITYYYYY
not to mention pubes in bread wow hott](http://www.history-magazine.com/images/bread.jpg)
danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:
Cockle bread was a bread baked by English women in the seventeenth century which was supposed to act as a love charm or aphrodisiac. The dough was kneaded and pressed against the woman’s vulva and then baked. This bread was then given to the object of the baker’s affections.
John Aubrey wrote of it: Young wenches have a wanton sport which they call ‘moulding of cocklebread’ - they get upon a table-board, and then gather up their knees and their coates with their hands as high as they can then they wabble to and fro with their buttocks as if they were kneading of dough with their arses, and say these words: ‘My dame is sick and gone to bed/ And I’ll go mould my cocklebread’. I did imagine nothing to have been in this but mere wantonness of youth … but I find in Buchardus’s book Methodus Confitendi … one of the articles of interrogating a young woman is, if she did ever subjugere panem clunibus, and then bake it, and give it to the one she loved to eat … So here I find it to be a relic of natural magic, an unlawful philtrum [i.e. aphrodisiac or love charm]. [from A. McLaren, Reproductive Rituals (1984), p. 37].
In the 19th and 20th centuries, Cockle-Bread was a children’s game in which one squats on his/her haunches with hands clasped beneath the thighs, while others grasp his/her arms and swing him/her to and fro. This action was often accompanied by a rhyme:
My granny is sick and now is dea
And we’ll go mould some cocklety bread
Up with the heels and down with the head
And that’s the way to make cocklety bread.don’t get any ideas guys.
YEAST
INFECTION
CITYYYYY
not to mention pubes in bread wow hott
Here are my favourite shots from yesterday! Geraldine and I wanted more photos on the throne but they only give you four shots and 3 seconds to pose. Along with the four photos they give you a free DVD of the first episode which is pretty neat!
Geraldine is wearing a Dear Celine Blouse and a GORGEOUS Juliette and Justine jumperskirt.
I’m wearing a Jane Marple blouse and skirt. The tartan jacket was thrifted and my shoes are from Vivenne Westwood/melissa.
Both coordinates are so lovely!
AP´s new Dreamy Horoscope print! ♥
I like the JSK…
(scans by chibi_tenshi lj)
I wish it wasn’t so shiny -__-
“LOLITA: The Artwork”
A Lolita themed artbook including the art of 47 different Lolita artists (including Lucretia who did the original art for the Lolita Tips mascots!)
The 115 page book can be purchased here! If you don’t have the money right now though you can also download the PDF for free here!
Animal Collective - Honeycomb (by DominoRecords)
Art Nouveau Doors
(Photos uncredited as I collected them on my hard-drive a long time ago!)
As seen in Giuseppina Magazine Issue #10!
Model: Jessica
MUA: Jayne Riot
Wardrobe: Elegy Clothing
Gosh. Okay. So, usually I find making gifs of yourself a bit silly. But, I’ve been really sick the past few days so I wanted to make myself feel a bit better and dressed up a bit to take some photos. Derpin’ around and I made this. Ohoho. (◡‿◡✿)
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School: Miskatonic University
Favorite book: "The Necronomicon" by Abdul Alhazred
Location: Rue d'Auseil
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